Oct11

I’m Giving It Away!

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No, not my vagina. Not this time at least.

Seduction and Snacks is currently on sale over at Amazon for 99 cents for a limited time!

Yes, you heard me correctly. Unless you have a penis in your ear and it sounded like “Boob reductions and spanks are mine and mine for an infected mime.”

In that case, sorry mimes. You’re stuck in a box with boobs and VD.

In summary, take the penis out of your ear and tell your friends. Do it for the mimes.

Buy from Amazon: Click HERE!

9 Comments

  • Beth R says:

    I have recommended S &S to all my friends. You are now bookmarked on the iPad! Congrats on the new website!!!!!!

  • Teresa says:

    I LOVE Seduction and Snacks!!!! I laughed so hard reading that book that I’m surprised I didn’t piss myself!!

  • Susan says:

    I laughed so hard my family was getting annoyed. SO funny, and so well written. I MADE my sister with a Kindle get it (she’s so happy she did!) and my sister with the Ipad is out of luck. Makes me sad – she is going to have to buy it and wait for it! Keep it up!

  • Michelle says:

    Great Books LOL Funny, I have told all My Friends to Read 🙂

  • Jenniffer Kilner says:

    Omg… I can’t just pick one quote. I love your books :-). This one had me cracking up though….

    “I will never tell a soul that you got to third base with your baby-mama lastnight and that Chewbacca does not live in her underwear.”

  • ryan snyder says:

    “Holy shit, did they just kill off that fish’s wife?” I blurted in shock.
    “Yep,” Gavin replied. “That big, mean fish ated her.”
    He said it so calmly – like it was no big deal that a sweet, loving cartoon fish just got murdered. What the fuck was wrong with this movie? This couldn’t be appropriate for kids. I didn’t think it was appropriate for me.”

    i actually read a lot of the quotes and was laughing so hard. I picked this comment because that is exactly how i felt watching that part of the movie. lol. 🙂

  • Kim Kochanski says:

    I don’t know that I have just one favorite line from your books, but my BFF and I always like to quote your, “My mom isn’t afraid to punch a kid”. I have got to say I love to read a book that makes me laugh.

  • BRANDY ROCHA says:

    OKAY SO HAVING TO JUST PICK ONE IS HARD BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY FUNNY AS HELL PARTS!

    “I DIDNT KNOW MUCH, BUT I DID KNOW THE RULES ABOUT OWNING A DICK. RULE NUMBER ONE: IT SHOULD NEVER BLEED. TULE NUMBER TWO: THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER TWO. IT SHOULD NEVER FUCKING BLEED”

    AND THE OTHER FAV OF MINE WAS:

    “SHE SMELLS LIKE CHOCOLATE AND I DONT LIKE TO BE SPANKED” LOL

  • Maria Malaveci says:

    “I quickly tried to do the math but my brain was a jumbled mess and I couldn’t remember what number comes after potato!”

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