Just a little exciting news to share with you on this loveliest of hump days.
I’ve signed a foreign rights deal with Valentina, a publisher in  Brazil for Seduction and Snacks!  So brush up on your Portuguese folks and you’ll be able to walk into a bookstore over there and see how “vagina hands” translates.  (FYI, mãos da vagina, that’s how “vagina hands” translates according to Google Translator.  Do not be alarmed if you see me and I start shouting “MAOS DA VAGINA!!!”)
Also, Seduction and Snacks AND Futures and Frosting have both been acquired by Eksmo Publishing in Russia.  I’ve always wanted to go to Russia.  Mostly to drink my weight in Russian vodka.  Maybe I can convince them to send me a few bottles when they send me the translated versions…
You have no idea how excited I am to receive copies of these books once they are translated and have absolutely no clue what they say!
Last, but not least, audible.com has bought the rights to all three books in the Chocolate Lovers series!  As much as I’d love to have Betty White read my books, sadly, I do not get to chose who the voice actress is.  Do you know what this means, ladies??  Now your boyfriends, husbands, ball and chains can read/listen to my books without the fear that someone will see them reading a chick book.  Score!!  As soon as the books are live on audible.com, you’ll be the first to know!  Well, aside from me.  Hopefully I’m the first to know.
So that’s my news for now.  Make sure to check out the Events tab above to see if I’ll be invading a city near you for a book signing.  Or just stick your head out the window and keep your ears open for me screaming “MAOS DA VAGINA!” or “влагалища руками”.  That’s the Russian version, by the way.  And now that I look at it, I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what words look/sound like when I’m drunk screaming.
I hope you’ll be able to make it to one of these signings because I just ordered the BEST swag ever.  I’m not kidding.  You’re going to die.  I almost snorted to death making them online.
влагалища руками!!