Who Wants a Vagina Shirt?


Did you know I have a Cafepress store?  Yep!  You too can own a “Slutbag McFuckstick” coffee mug.  Just go to the Announcements section on this page and there is a link that will take you to the store.  If there’s something you’d like to own that isn’t there, let me know and I will make it happen.


  • Paula Villanueva says:

    🙂 my friend told me about your page on Facebook so I liked it and plan to buy books ASAP!

  • Jenna Norris says:

    Love the shirts!! My best friend and I both want shirts that say “Fuck you elephant!” On the front, with the rest of the paragraph on the back. It’s our favorite part of book 2. Do-able?

  • Laura Agra says:

    Love the “cut a bitch” but was wondering if you could do it in a travel coffee mug and with the dog instead of the knife?

  • Brooke says:

    Fuck yeah, I just ordered a Slutbag large mug for my favorite slutbag’s birthday!

  • Stacey says:

    the link does not work for your store 🙁

  • Kristen Osborn says:

    I’m so glad you finally have a website! Just started a book review site, and of course, Seduction and Snacks was my first review. Come on over and say Hi if you have time! Anyway, I’m gettin’ that mug – hilarious!

  • Wendi says:

    I just love your books I have never laughed so hard in my life love everyone in the book please write more books like this it’s so refreshing everyone could use a good laugh

  • Marlene says:

    read the 1st book on the 2nd one:)

  • Tiffany says:

    I would love to have a wine glass or a cup that had the phrase “Fuck why does she have to be so sweet? She’s like a sweet, Disney princess and I’m Girls Gone Wild on crack.” I love this part of book 2

  • Cassandra Hicks says:

    I am so on my way!

  • Debbie Price says:

    So happy to have found you! I look forward to following you (not stalker status stalking) on
    Twitter and Facebook!

  • Paula Novack says:

    “When did Cops get so hardcore?” Actually cried tears of laughter after that whole sequence of events!

  • Martine says:

    I don’t have any quotes because I havn’t read your books yet, so I would LOVE to get copies. I am really looking forward to reading them. They’re on my christmas wish list!! : )

  • Brandi says:

    Love your books, you are awesome! One of my favorite quotes, “Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they cut your wiener,” Gavin sang as he pointed his gun at random objects.
    “Wow, cops have gotten pretty hardcore lately” Carter muttered.”

  • Bethany Fields says:

    Ugh, I don’t currently have the book seduction and snacks, I had borrowed it from my cousin…but I remember my favorite part being when Claire was yelling at her dad and Carter and looked down to realize she was swinging the dildo around, using it as her pointer. Great book, I’m just starting futures and frosting.

  • Danielle Aldrich says:

    I don’t know about you but whenever I picture Drew I picture Jensen Ackles from Supernatural. Yummmmmy!!!! Would love to see your books into movies

  • Lisa Langrell says:

    OMFG, hands down..I have not read a book so hysterically funny until your S & S book (I am on #1 and addicted already). Perhaps its because it eerily resembles a large part of my lengthy single life, the anti-child bearing mantra I held steadfast until the age of 39-drunk friends, BFFs that would dry hump a microphone on a karaoke stage as a selling point for a good time & vibrators included. It was like reading my twin somehow. Thanks for making my day!

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