May5

This Week’s Episode of “You Googled What??”

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In case you missed my post a few weeks ago, I shared with you some of the popular Google searches that bring people to this website. The majority of them are pretty normal (Tara Sivec, Tara Sivec books, author Tara Sivec, etc. etc.), but then there are others than just defy the laws of Google. In case you missed the previous post, here it is: You Googled What, Part 1

And now I bring you, Part 2:

Screen Shot 2014-05-05 at 5.58.18 PMAs does every conversation I have.

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-05 at 5.58.08 PM Really? You just want this so you can masturbate, right? Like I’d really make it that easy for you. (Pages 25, 47, 116 and 136)

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-05 at 5.58.58 PMI’m pretty sure you can’t buy the “special” chocolate we all know you’re referring to online. Unless you have a “special” medical card.

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-05 at 5.57.35 PMDude, get out of your mother’s basement. And for God’s sake, spell mom right if you’re going to get her name tattooed on your ass.

 

So, remember Amber Dente from the first You Googled What post?  I’m pretty sure I ruined her life. Or her husband’s life.
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I hope it wasn’t something I said. But now at least this one makes more sense:

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Screen Shot 2014-05-05 at 5.57.44 PMEvery time you try to read an illegal copy of an author’s work, God kills a unicorn. Also, I have your IP address now, dick bag.

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-05 at 5.59.04 PMDear Lindsey’s husband: I’d like you to meet Amber’s husband. I apologize in advance if you find Lindsey Tummins sex on the internet and then she leaves you. Might it help if I send you some “special” chocolate?

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-05 at 5.59.22 PM Again with the boole woot sex???? Someone please add this to Urban Dictionary so I can stop wondering what it is. Thank you.

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-05 at 6.00.14 PMWere you looking for girls who ARE diddling or girls you CAN diddle? A complete sentence in this instance would really help with the confusion.

 

Now that I have you in my evil clutches, did you know that Shame on Me (Fool Me Once #2) releases at MIDNIGHT TONIGHT?!!!!  I hope you’ve all pre-ordered your Kindle copies!  Just a reminder, this series is published by Montlake Romance (a division of Amazon Publishing) therefore, it is only available in paperback or via Kindle. You can download the FREE Kindle reading app to any device here: Kindle Apps

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Amazon US

Amazon UK

Amazon Canada

Amazon Australia

 

 

 

 

 

Also, I’m having a Facebook Release Day party tomorrow night. Don’t forget to join!  There will be fun, games and prizes!  Shame on Me Party

Release Day Party

 

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