I’ve gotten some random suggestions here, on Twitter and on Facebook for the title to Drew and Jenny’s next book. Feel free to post your ideas here. If I like it and decide to use it – winner, winner, chicken dinner! I’ll buy you something. Something cool, because that’s how I roll.
There’s still time to enter the rafflecopter for the signed books giveaway so get on the stick!
And, I updated my T.E. Sivec page with the full summary for my romantic suspense book coming out soon. Book cover has been ordered and I’m one step closer to publishing it! I also added a Goodreads page for T.E. Sivec so go friend me. I need friends. Be my friend or else.
Have a good weekend everyone. Do everything I would do but make sure you invite strippers. They’re fun to hang out with, or so I’ve heard. From a friend.
My Favorite Quote from Seduction and Snacks is “Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw,”
Douchebags & Dimwits
Nougat & Nutshots
One of my favorite quotes from Seduction and Snacks:
“I decided… I was going to be a labor and delivery consultant. I was going to stand next to every single woman in labor and every time.. the woman’s husband said something stupid like, “Just breathe through the pain,” it would be my job to squeeze the living fuck out of their reproductive organs until they were curled up in the fetal position… and I’d say “Just breathe through the pain, asshole!”
You have become my hero. Every single word in your books are hilarious!! I can’t possibly pick one phrase, I just can’t. If I had to pick something, one of my favorite scenes is when Carter meets Gavin for the first time and he gets a nut punch and the the two finger death stare!! Laughed so hard I cried!! I can’t stop telling everyone I know to buy your books. I even make them read the first couple of paragraphs right away because I can’t stop laughing at all the awesomeness. I really hope you don’t have to go to a crappy job much longer so you can write more things for me to laugh at!! My title for Drew and Jenny would be, “Womanizer and Word Master”. I would love for the series to go on forever, but alas all good things must come to an end. I can’t wait to read anything by you. I am a fan forever, keep it coming!!!
I think it best to stick with the Chocolate Lover’s theme and keep the name in the food and fantasy related area so here are my two suggestions:
Tarts and Ticklers
or
Fantasies and Finger Lickin Fun
My favorite quote is “You are a gigantic, stinkotic, vaginastic, clitorial, liptistic whore dizzle.”
The entire book is full of quotes I love but as a quirky, dark haired chick I had to pick-
“I’m a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick! Me, me, me, pick me! And who the hell keeps whining and ruining my perfect moment? I will cut a bitch.”
One of my favorites from Seduction and Snacks: “If you two yentas are finished discussing Claire’s rabid who-ha, me and the boys would like to eat sometime this century.”
“You and ‘the boys?’ You just met them today. Does the Ya Ya Brotherhood already have a secret handshake and a password?”
One of my favorites from Futures and Frosting: “I love both of you exactly the way you are. I love that you have no filter, and I adore that Gavin can make grown men cry. There is not one thing I would change about either of you, and if anyone doesn’t like it, they can kiss my ass. You guys are my life and my family now. Nothing else matters.”
I can not wait for book 3!!
Twinkies & Twits
Ho Hos & Hooters
Cookies & Coochies (or Cooters)
Beef Jerky & Bimbo
Sexy & Sweet
Salty & Sweet
Lickety Luscious
The Sweet Spot
Happy Endings
Putzes & Pud
Clits & Confectionaries
Sugared & Satiated
Since Jenny did have a “moment” with Drew where he screamed Willie Nelson’s name as he “finished” and she likes Benjamin Wa Balls, and he wears those AMAZING t-shirts (seriously I want them all) that usually has something to do with balls maybe something like:
Chocolate covered Willie Balls…ha!