No, not my vagina. Not this time at least.
Seduction and Snacks is currently on sale over at Amazon for 99 cents for a limited time!
Yes, you heard me correctly. Unless you have a penis in your ear and it sounded like “Boob reductions and spanks are mine and mine for an infected mime.”
In that case, sorry mimes. You’re stuck in a box with boobs and VD.
In summary, take the penis out of your ear and tell your friends. Do it for the mimes.
Buy from Amazon: Click HERE!
I have recommended S &S to all my friends. You are now bookmarked on the iPad! Congrats on the new website!!!!!!
I LOVE Seduction and Snacks!!!! I laughed so hard reading that book that I’m surprised I didn’t piss myself!!
I laughed so hard my family was getting annoyed. SO funny, and so well written. I MADE my sister with a Kindle get it (she’s so happy she did!) and my sister with the Ipad is out of luck. Makes me sad – she is going to have to buy it and wait for it! Keep it up!
Great Books LOL Funny, I have told all My Friends to Read 🙂
Omg… I can’t just pick one quote. I love your books :-). This one had me cracking up though….
“I will never tell a soul that you got to third base with your baby-mama lastnight and that Chewbacca does not live in her underwear.”
“Holy shit, did they just kill off that fish’s wife?” I blurted in shock.
“Yep,” Gavin replied. “That big, mean fish ated her.”
He said it so calmly – like it was no big deal that a sweet, loving cartoon fish just got murdered. What the fuck was wrong with this movie? This couldn’t be appropriate for kids. I didn’t think it was appropriate for me.”
i actually read a lot of the quotes and was laughing so hard. I picked this comment because that is exactly how i felt watching that part of the movie. lol. 🙂
I don’t know that I have just one favorite line from your books, but my BFF and I always like to quote your, “My mom isn’t afraid to punch a kid”. I have got to say I love to read a book that makes me laugh.
OKAY SO HAVING TO JUST PICK ONE IS HARD BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY FUNNY AS HELL PARTS!
“I DIDNT KNOW MUCH, BUT I DID KNOW THE RULES ABOUT OWNING A DICK. RULE NUMBER ONE: IT SHOULD NEVER BLEED. TULE NUMBER TWO: THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER TWO. IT SHOULD NEVER FUCKING BLEED”
AND THE OTHER FAV OF MINE WAS:
“SHE SMELLS LIKE CHOCOLATE AND I DONT LIKE TO BE SPANKED” LOL
“I quickly tried to do the math but my brain was a jumbled mess and I couldn’t remember what number comes after potato!”