Hello Sex Toys!







Something totally awesome happened to me in the last few weeks. My publicist received an email from the sex toy company Hello Cheri, asking if I’d like to partner with them.


They are going to send me products to test and I will tell you all about them. How awesome is that???!  Hubs and I are already preferred customers at every sex toy store in a 50 mile radius, so this is a dream come true!!  The best part, they are giving me coupon codes for my fans to use!!  WEEEEEEEEE!!!

Take a look at the first item they sent me:

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It’s called the Hello Bead, glass toy. It’s so pretty I almost didn’t want to touch it. I was tempted to stick it on a shelf with a spotlight on it, like a fancy vase. Now, I know what you’re thinking: Tara, this is made of glass. Glass and my vagina DO NOT MIX. That’s a bloody massacre waiting to happen. What if it breaks and shards of glass are IN MY VAGINA??!!!

Okay, maybe it’s just me thinking that. But, it’s okay. It’s made of Pyrex, not glass. You could bang this thing against a concrete wall and it won’t break. So, unless your vagina is made of concrete, you’re good to go.

It has 4 large beads and a g-spot friendly tip. G-SPOT FRIENDLY! Hello, g-spot, nice to meet you.

Another advantage of it being made out of pyrex, if you’re a mother, like myself, and you’re constantly being interrupted by little voices during sex asking you what you’re doing, what’s for dinner, why the door’s locked, etc. – you can easily unlock the door and smack them over the head with this durable punishment stick!

I kid, I kid. This toy should never be used as a weapon. Unless you’re unleashing the awesomeness of it to detonate your vagina. BOOM!

The 2nd product they sent me is the Hello Surrender, bondage tie.

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With its soft, satin texture, this is a pain-free way to tie up your partner and have a little fun with them!  Or, it’s a pain-free way to tie up your children so none of the above happens.  WIN-WIN!

So, if anyone would like to check out Hello Cheri and their awesome product line, just use the following code when you are checking out: HELLOFANS

Happy shopping!




  • Joanne Christenson says:

    This is the best news. ….I’m going to check out their site now 🙂

  • Shani B. says:

    Ok, I just died laughing! Way back at fancy vase and concrete vaginas! You gotta love the dual purpose nature of these items!

  • Clista says:

    Woman, you crack me up…always.

  • cin says:

    foiled again! link isn’t working. I’ll be sure to check it out later. I seriously love you. Every time i reread your books my kids can tell when i’m laughing out loud at 3am. “Seriously mom, your reading her again!” lol

  • shey says:

    So I read a lot of romance novels (my favorite from Tara Sivec of course), and it makes me think…
    Is it weird that I’m 31 yrs old and have NEVER EVER used or owned any sex toys? Pathetic right?

  • Ianka says:

    Maybe I shouldn’t open this on my work computer……went on lunch break and check it out. Pretty good site, will have to explore more. But this blog post had be cracking up at my desk.

  • Suzanne Edwards says:

    Wow! You lucked out…BIG Time!!! This is so exciting! I can’t wait for your, um, reviews 😉

  • Tessy sossu says:

    Looking for toys to tighten my Virginia, I can’t remember the name. And also I want to know how it cost.! Thanks

    • Tara says:

      The Ben-Wa balls!!!! I think they range anywhere from $20 – $200, depending how much you love your Virginia. Just don’t get them stuck up there.

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