Did you know I have a Cafepress store? Yep! You too can own a “Slutbag McFuckstick” coffee mug. Just go to the Announcements section on this page and there is a link that will take you to the store. If there’s something you’d like to own that isn’t there, let me know and I will make it happen.
No, not my vagina. Not this time at least.
Seduction and Snacks is currently on sale over at Amazon for 99 cents for a limited time!
Yes, you heard me correctly. Unless you have a penis in your ear and it sounded like “Boob reductions and spanks are mine and mine for an infected mime.”
In that case, sorry mimes. You’re stuck in a box with boobs and VD.
In summary, take the penis out of your ear and tell your friends. Do it for the mimes.
Buy from Amazon: Click HERE!