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Who Wants a Vagina Shirt?


Did you know I have a Cafepress store?  Yep!  You too can own a “Slutbag McFuckstick” coffee mug.  Just go to the Announcements section on this page and there is a link that will take you to the store.  If there’s something you’d like to own that isn’t there, let me know and I will make it happen.


Winner of the Twitter Followers Giveaway!

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Thank you to all 588 of you who entered the Rafflecopter giveaway!  The winner is Valerie Potjeau!!!

She is the winner of an Amazon Gift card and her choice of an item from my Cafepress store!

Congratultions Valerie!


I’m Giving It Away!










No, not my vagina. Not this time at least.

Seduction and Snacks is currently on sale over at Amazon for 99 cents for a limited time!

Yes, you heard me correctly. Unless you have a penis in your ear and it sounded like “Boob reductions and spanks are mine and mine for an infected mime.”

In that case, sorry mimes. You’re stuck in a box with boobs and VD.

In summary, take the penis out of your ear and tell your friends. Do it for the mimes.

Buy from Amazon: Click HERE!