With all the excitement of Love and Lists coming out (Did you get it yet? Why the hell not?!) I totally missed a very special anniversary. On September 30, 2012, I went to my very first book signing in Chicago.
Look at all the shit on my table! I even brought cupcakes, lube and beer pong! I had no idea what I was doing. I was so nervous. I thought my table would be empty all day. But as soon as the doors opened, people actually came to my table!
It’s been a crazy year. I never thought this would be my life. I’ve signed boobs:
And I’ve signed penis…sort of:
People have brought me gifts galore:
And people have shown up wearing shirts for me:
I’ve been beaver bombed:
And beavers have been bombed:
I’ve partied in bath tubs:
Played with vibrators:
Made out with chicks:
Snuck my book into a book case at a bar:
And I’ve been risen up on eagles wings. Well, in a bunch of drunk dudes arms, same thing:
Through it all, I have met some of the most AMAZING people in my life – the fans. You guys are wonderful and I can’t thank you enough for taking time out of your day in the past year to come and see me!
This has been the most amazing year! Thank you all so much!!!
The hair has changed, but the head tilt remains the same.