Oct3

A Year?! Holy SH*T!

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With all the excitement of Love and Lists coming out (Did you get it yet? Why the hell not?!) I totally missed a very special anniversary.  On September 30, 2012, I went to my very first book signing in Chicago.

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IMG_0349<—- The first person at my table!!  What-what?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s been a crazy year.  I never thought this would be my life.  I’ve signed boobs:

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And I’ve signed penis…sort of:

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People have brought me gifts galore:

 

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And people have shown up wearing shirts for me:

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I’ve been beaver bombed:

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And beavers have been bombed:

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I’ve partied in bath tubs:

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Played with vibrators:

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Made out with chicks:

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Snuck my book into a book case at a bar:

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And I’ve been risen up on eagles wings. Well, in a bunch of drunk dudes arms, same thing:

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Through it all, I have met some of the most AMAZING people in my life – the fans.  You guys are wonderful and I can’t thank you enough for taking time out of your day in the past year to come and see me!

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This has been the most amazing year!  Thank you all so much!!!

 

 

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